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BLESSING
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The inside joke is that it is made with shamrocks and fancy Celtic lettering.
NO Irish NEED APPLY #827 |
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good question! |
| 825 |
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if you need an explanation.... |
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An Irish Thought
Everyone who enters this place makes us happy.
Some when they arrive,
Some when they leave... |
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The Irish Way Now don't you be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doin' that after you leave. |
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Irish Business Policy If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you. #822 |
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No Matter How Matured a Mother is she watches her middle - aged children for signs of improvement. #194 |
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645 |
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An Irishman's Philosophy In life, there are only two things to worry about... Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about... Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you die, there are only two things to worry about... Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends... You won’t have time to worry! #645 |
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KWITCHERBELLYAKIN (quit your belly aching) #325 |
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344 |
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Murphy's Law Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can go wrong, it will at the worst possible moment. #344 |
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381 |
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Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege. #381 |
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413 |
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As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. #413 |
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414 |
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Limping Blessing May those who love us, love us and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts and if He doesn't turn their hearts may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. #414 |
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TIS HIMSELF |
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433 |
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TIS HERSELF |
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435 |
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The Legend of the Leprechaun IF ON SOME MOONLIT NIGHT YOU HEAR A FAINT TAPPING SOUND, YOU'LL KNOW THE FAIRY SHOEMAKER IS SOMEWHERE CLOSE AROUND. AND SHOULD YOU CATCH A LEPRECHAUN HE MUST GIVE YOU HIS GOLD, THAT IS, IF YOU CAN HOLD HIM TIGHT THAT'S HOW THE STORY'S TOLD. SO WATCH, 'CAUSE MAYBE SOMEDAY ( IF A LEGEND CAN COME TRUE) THIS TRICKY LITTLE FELLA WILL APPEAR IN FRONT OF YOU! #435 |
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IRISH DIPLOMACY THE ABILITY TO TELL A MAN TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE LOOKS FORWARD TO THE TRIP. #444 |
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May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’'re dead. Old Gaelic Blessing #517 |
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